The Magic Bullet
There was a time when drugs were encouraged
Whether you have already realized or you haven’t, drugs have created sacred rituals, helped many religions, and believe it or not… It has fueled the ideas of many inventions. But yet, it has destroyed families, ended lives, sent people into insanity, and caused your landlord who’s hooked on heroin to make you pay your monthly rent two-weeks in advance.
Firstly, let’s look at one of the biggest wars of all time that took place on this planet World War Two… the deadliest conflict in history, taking the lives of over seventy-five million people. It was just based around a self-centered Austrian boy who believed in human purity. Many people are surprised that Adolph Hitler was a vegan and he many people claimed that he was an extremely “dedicated” one. His meals consisted of asparagus, peas, peppers, rice, and salads. Everyone knows that Adolph Hitler is a genocidal psychopath, few people know that he had a vegetarian diet, and a very small number of people know that Hiter was the so-called “Fuhrer of Drugs.” Many people don’t know that Hitler was a drug junkie, is it possible Hitler’s suicide in May of 1945 was due in part to severe withdrawal symptoms? Since, Allied bombings in Nazi, Germany shut off Hitler’s access to cocaine, and opioids he used on a daily basis. At the beginning of the year 1941, Hitler became ill. So, Hitler’s private doctor, Doctor Theodor Morrel, upped his medical game with Hitler. By administering. Hitler with animal hormones.
See it starts out with the normal typical fruit-loop drug junkie who gets hooked on cocaine, then the junkie wants to try new things… So what does he try next? The answer… Animal Hormones. That outcome is a genocidal psychopath. See… drugs are bad.
The biggest drug in America is… caffeine. I myself am a heavily dependent addict to caffeine. The second-biggest drug usage in American comes down to prescription drugs but in a culture of quick and easy fixes, prescription drugs have been the gateway go-to for “wellness” and fixing health problems solutions for doctors. Patients who have health problems get prescribed prescriptions every-year, no big deal, right? The Doctor prescribes the patient stimulants, next thing you know, BOOM! Patients are addicted to those. The doctor prescribes cough medicine, to a patient with the flu, BOOM! They’re addicted to cough syrup! Do you see the problem? No matter how hard we fight against the drug war, we will never win!
Doctors will keep on over-prescribing pain-killers to patients, and then they get hooked, and when they run out of their painkillers, they will find new ways to get high. Once they’re out of their pills again they will start sticking sharpies up their noses, or inhale the first puff of gas out of the whip cream canister, to get a five-second high.
The government can’t make whip-cream or sharpies illegal, it’s a never-ending cycle!
Some diseases are caused by the medications to stop diseases, yes I know that’s difficult to process, but it’s true!
Ever heard of priapism?
Well if you haven’t let me explain it…
Priapism is usually an unwanted, prolonged erection usually caused by erectile dysfunction drugs, or from certain antidepressants. And I quote this next part
“ the penis is usually painful, or tender, and which prompt treatment is needed. The option of treatment includes draining blood from the penis, or medical restriction of blood to the penis.”
Bipolar? Well good news for the people who suffer from it, go ahead keep on taking Abilify because I shit you not the side-effects of this drug.
Abilify, the go-to drug to calm the-wild bipolar disorder, side effects include the uncontrollable urge to gamble, binge eating, and shopping sprees. Sounds like the drug middle-aged men, who are going through their second divorce of a gold-digger wife, and who is also going through a midlife crisis will take.
“ The uncontrollable urge to gamble” is a side effect. I think the Native-Americans are putting in the money they get from their casinos into prescription drug research.
Bipolar? This is an overdiagnosed disease. I think we should ignore the irony that most people who are bipolar are former drug addicts. I heard of this new “disease” through a friend who says he is “ suffering from it,” Seasonal- Affective Disorder also called S.A.D, or seasonal depression is a new disease that has just been recently discovered.
Which symptoms include overeating, weight gain, over-sleeping, sleeping-problems, and depression. This isn’t a disease, it’s called winter and the dark- cold days that come with it, and it happens after the leaves fall off trees, and the first wave of frost covers the ground. This “ disease” is just a shitty excuse to eat a box full of donut holes, and oversleep.
But for some people, drugs have led to impressive inventions and discoveries made by people on drugs. Go to public school and many teachers warn against drug usage. But what they don’t mention is that many of the world’s greatest discoveries and inventions were made by the people and the drugs that they used. What people don’t realize is multiple Nobel Peace Prize winners used LSD during their research. Just look at Thomas Eddison… many of his inventions were made while he was on drugs. Look at author Robert Louis Stevenson, who wrote his well-known book The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. The sixty-thousand words are bound in the pages of the novel, and it was written in six days. How did he manage? Well, he was high on cocaine at the time.
What about Thomas Edison? The inventor of the lightbulb, the movie camera, the electric pen? Thomas Edison used cocaine and he probably wouldn’t have invented those inventions that changed the world without using drugs.
- Sources-
- Nikkah, Roya. “Adolf Hitler Had An Excellent Diet.” Business Insider, 9 Feb. 2013, www.businessinsider.com/adolf-hitler-had-an-excellent-diet-2013-2. Accessed 5 Dec. 2020.
- Edzard, John. “The Story of Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde, and Fanny, the Angry Wife Who Burned the First Draft.” The Guardian, 25 Oct. 2000, www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/oct/25/books.booksnews. Accessed 5 Dec. 2020.
- Love, Dylan. “Meet The Science And Tech Geniuses Who Got High And Solved Amazing Problems.” Business Insider, 22 Aug. 2013, www.businessinsider.com/scientists-and-geniuses-who-used-drugs-2013-8. Accessed 5 Dec. 2020.
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